The Amazing Advantages of Having Bountiful Breasts

Ladies: If the strain of the working day is becoming all too much, simply sneak off to the powder room and sit down on the loo seat. Close your eyes, lean forward and rest your weary head on your sprawling mammaries that provide a very comfy pillow. I had a brief but pleasant slumber in this manner just now, and was skillfully able to tune out the sounds of toilet business and bitchy women flocking around the mirrors.

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The Amazing Advantages of Having Bountiful Breasts was published on July 14, 2000.

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