Mwahahaha! The champion Luke remembers Early Shift! Truly the most appalling of local programming, until of course Prime Possum came along. I didn't win that bloody Australia's Wonderland competition either! But I was there on the second day it opened, an only slightly less joyous occassion.

Oh, it's all coming back to me now. All those crappy promos... Midstate Television... 6 - 8 - 9!. And all the shoddy jingles... Who cares about the best deals? Who's the one car dealer you can really trust? Ian Parker!. But let's not forget that delightful tank of a man Ross Larsen reading the sports news. I think he still does actually. But now it's clogged up with budding young journalists that I graduated with, it's just not the same. Bring back Peter Andren! :P