Purrrrrworthy bloke du jour: Arnaud Clement, French tennis stud muffin who was runner up to Andre Agassi in todays Australian Open final. While my sister spent the past fortnight mopping up her puddles o' drool over Pat Rafter, the Frenchman was my lust object of choice. Clemmo is 23 years young, like myself, and is just damn cute and sweet and looks a treat out there on the court. And his broken English and gorgeous accent are most endearing. Of course, he just may be a dirty old Frenchman in his native toungue, but I wouldn't have any complaints about that either! Mwahaha.