Get Skinny With Portia
Portia de Rossi has released a Woman's Weekly cookbook, according to a bizarre dream of mine last night. It was called Get Skinny With Portia and the cover featured her naked except for the lettuce leaves covering her naughty bits. She was signing copies of the book outside this church near my house. Inside were recipes like Carrot Surprise and Roast Alfalfa with Water. I saw the blurb inside the book as clear as day:
- Hello. I'm Portia de Rossi.
It has always been my aim in life to weigh as little as humanly possible.
Let this be your mission too. Put down your chocolate bars and get cooking with me.
Crikey!
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- About the book
- Where to buy
- Read the reviews
- Facebook: Go Dietgirl Go!
I wanna get skinny. My legs are fat!
Weight Watchers girl. Its the only that is totally and healthy and really works. Believe me, I have yo-yoed with weight forever and have tried everything. This does work. GOOD LUCK! You can do it. Don't fall for stupid fast action, trendy diets, you'll gain back twice as much as you loose.
Hey my arms and stomach are perfectly skinny but my legs are a little to large.......HELP~!!!!
well im fat and i want to lose weight fast cus i like get my belly button peirce but i want a skinnyer body HELP!!!!!!
I so desparetly wanna get thin but with the perfect body. I dont wish for anything more. Help meeeeeeee!
how do you loose wait without joyning?
are their any special foods to eat?
THanks
Hi Portia! I'm 16 and my arms and legs are great! My stomach on the other hand... is not porportioned to my body. What can I do that will help get me back to my skinny self, and stay that way? Without crazy diets and pills? Thanks!
I want to lose weight and SOON!!!
Hi Portia, i really wanna be able to get skinny legs, do u think you can help me, pllleezzzz =)
Thanks heaps!
help me lose weight fast i hate being around all my skinny friends help me lose weight all over i want to be thin like everyone else
HEY BABES!!! IF YOU ARE NOT PERFECT IT DOESENT MATTER!!!!!! LOVE YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU ARE AND EVERY TIME U EAT SOMTHING NAUGHTY, BE HAPPY, IF U ARE NOT HAPPY YOUR BODY WONT BE HAPPY!!!!! NO ONE IS PERFECT!!!!!!!
Rock on,
Tanya
Hi, I had a real weight problem all my life until I discovered how unhealthy some foods are like dairy, meat(especially cow), candy, and excess wheat. Once I quit eating dairy, my acne started to go away and my hip-size started to drop before I lost any weight. In three months, my acne was gone and I lost 2 inches off my hips. I thought, wow this health thing really works! I still ate the same amount of food, I just had to change how I made it. Today, I'm 20 lbs. lighter, went from size 12-14 to 4-6, have no acne, more energy, and a happier mood. Plus I feel alot sexier (duh!). Hope this helps a little.
isnt it weird how portia never replies?
Hey Portia can you please reply to some of these questions...I'm sure all these girls need answer's and so do I!! Please Answer!! thx
I want a smaller stomach and skinnier arms!!!!
Do you people realize that there is no such book as "Get Skinny With Portia"?? This story is just a joke and if you had even a minute semblance of a brain you might understand it. I am so sick of ignorance and just well, plain stupidity. Please learn how to spell too you moronic, self-absorbed, media-obsessed dumb-asses...
I have fat legs and fat hips and i wanna tone my butt. could you give me some tips on how to do that? i mostly want to slim my hips.
I have fat legs and fat hips and i wanna tone my butt. could you give me some tips on how to do that? i mostly want to slim my hips.
I have fat legs and fat hips and i wanna tone my butt. could you give me some tips on how to do that? i mostly want to slim my hips.
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