On The Rocks

So Nicole'n'Tom are splitsville. For shame. Ray Martin will be devastated. His favourite Top Sort and the topomost of his Top Blokes list are no longer an item. Who gives a rats arse, I say. But I got into work today to find a certain colleague ranting and raving about it. "It's terrible! How can they do that? Don't they even try? What about their children? The children need a stable family! How can they be so selfish? Those kids will be all screwed up now! It's a disgrace!"

I could have quite cheerfully clobbered her with my coffee mug, her attitude makes my blood boil. For one, what do we know about this relationship? We know sweet fuck all, of course, as we do all the goings on in Hollywood. Then again this woman probably keeps copies of New Idea stashed under her bed. And also, do ya think that they wouldn't have tried to work things out? And would the kids turn out any better if their parents stay together being miserable

This woman's mind is as narrow as Calista Flockhart's ankles. And she kept going on and on about how fucked up these kids would be when she knows full well my parents are divorced. Twice. Yeah, they divorced each other, both remarried, both divorced again. They are to the Art of Marriage what Rolf Harris is to the Art of Painting. But that's their problems, not mine. I for one have come out of it smelling like roses, I am stronger and more aware and... well, there's the bad stuff too, but it would have been worse had they stayed together. Either way, I am doing just fine thankyou very much missy, and if you be so spiteful once more you'll find your lunch in the rubbish bin again!