Crocodile Bumper

Danger! Crocodiles! Here we feature the very latest in Aussie anti-theft technology: to ward off those would-be car pinchers, simply affix a toy crocodile to the front of your vehicle and watch them run from those terrifying plastic jaws of death!

(As seen on a Nissan Patrol parked in front of my car today, making for one of those precious God Bless My Digital Camera moments)