Harry's Hot Ass

Long-time stalkers may recall When Harry Met Olly, the fat fluffy dog from two doors down. They met again this eve when Harry took Shauna for a walk. Olly was looking much trimmer, he'd been to the canine hairdressers for a shave. It's amazing what a bale of fur lopped off can do for ones waistline.

Their fateful encounter went as follows: Olly sniffs Harry's snout. Harry licks Olly's nose. Olly nudges Harry's front paws. Harry runs underneath Olly. Olly runs around Harry. Leashes become entangled. Shauna leans down to untangle leashes. Olly steps on cord dangling from Shauna's headphones. Shauna loses balance, trips over Harry. Harry yelps and tries to run away. Olly tramples over Shauna and scratches her arm. Shauna swears profusely. Harry's leash wraps around Shauna's neck. Just as Olly's Mum says, "Well, looks like they missed each other!", Olly climbs aboard Harry... in the primitive sense. Harry is most indignant at this attempted invasion. Olly's Mum looks most embarrassed. "Keep your filthy mutt away from my dog's ass!", Shauna wants to say, but doesn't.

Olly and his Mum hurry off one direction. Harry and Shauna flee in the other. Harry is strangely quiet for a long while. Shauna wonders what Harry gets up to while she is at work.

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Harry's Hot Ass was published on April 4, 2001.

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