Hand me a banana

I'm rapidly heading toward insanity. Had an Ooh Er Angry Redhead Moment™ today:

BOSS 1:  Look at this invoice for Client X, it's $7000!
BOSS 2:  How could it be 7 grand? How could have you taken that long to do it? It's only content! HTML is piss easy!
SHAUNY:  OH I KNOW! Why don't you bring in the trained monkeys and just send me home?!?!