Memo to the makers of bras

Why in hell do you insist on putting those silly teeny tiny bows on them? You know, in the middle. A pointless little decoration that announces "Here Is My Cleavage". It serves no purpose at all! One spent $60 on foxy bra yesterday only to get home and realise there was a stupid bow on it. And you've even put them on sports bras! A sport bra is an instrument designed purely to hold down the girls and prevent them from slapping one in the face while one is gallumphing along at the gym. Well I for one am not going to stand for such senseless adornment! I'm snipping them all off! CHOP CHOP CHOP.

May 10, 2001 | Permalink | Posted in Eye Spy | Comments (3)

Comments

1 · coralie said:

my god! finally someone who feels the same way as i do! if i wasn't already married (& to a boy) i'd drop on my knees now & propose to you.

i'm serious. that bow on bras thing really irks me too. who in the marketing department of the people who design bras, decided that every girl needs a bow at their cleavage?

arrrgh!!!!!!!

January 8, 2002 10:36 PM

2 · coralie said:

my god! finally someone who feels the same way as i do! if i wasn't already married (& to a boy) i'd drop on my knees now & propose to you.

i'm serious. that bow on bras thing really irks me too. who in the marketing department of the people who design bras, decided that every girl needs a bow at their cleavage?

arrrgh!!!!!!!

January 8, 2002 10:37 PM

3 · Akinya said:

why is it that they dont make bras for people that wears d-dd on up why not when small size people they get to choose from white now aint that crazy

May 11, 2004 5:09 PM

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