I'm Telling Mum

When no British Lion would do a post-match jersey swap with Wallaby star Justin Harrison, his mother took swift action, penning a scathing letter to The Australian. In reference to the Lions skipper, she wrote:

"Johnson . . . showed the epitome of ignorance and arrogance, as displayed all tour, by refusing rudely to swap jerseys with Justin," Mrs Harrison wrote. "I'm tempted to write to his mother, if I could be assured he has one that would lay claim to him."

Ooh er. Go Mumsy!