Rations

My sister would like to verify the authenticity of the aforementioned Tight Arses, including the Ice Cube Incident. She also added her own tidbit: one of the Righteous Sisters had a birthday party, and my sis won the game of Pin The Tail On The El Cheapo Donkey. And what was her prize? Half a fun-size Mars Bar. Yes! They actually unwrapped the tiny bar, sliced it in two with a butter knife and handed over her reward. Oooh. Tiiight.