It Looks Like You're Writing A Novel

Well! Nanowrimo-ing during work hours when there's a 48 page newspaper about wheat crops to convert to HTML, how shameful!

So you know in a catholic church when you go inside and there's that sink thingy with holy water in it, and you splash a bit on your forehead? What do you call that? It has a name, I think. Microsoft Word had 0 results when "holy water sink" was entered into the thesaurus. If anyone knows please pipe up! If the guy and the girl are going to break into the church and shag in the confessional, they may as well bless themselves first.

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1 · shauny said:

It's sacrelicious!

2 · Row said:

Well, it's not a chalice, but they could use one of those.

Anyway it's Nanowrimo, why research? :P

Oh God, Sir is mad. He's ringing up a Catholic church to ask. How helpful.

But alas, they have an answering machine!

3 · Row said:

Hehe, he talked to a woman at the church. The larger basin thingy is a font.

4 · mark said:

Isn't the font the thingy where you get baptised, not the holy water sink thingy?

btw (hijacking Shauny's brill comments... say, Row, you should get some!) what's happened to abrightcolddayinapril.com?

5 · Vicky said:

It is indeed a font; and if Microsoft have anything to do with it, hopefully NOT a Comic Sans one. Boom boom.

I'll get me' coat

6 · Marybeth said:

Yes, it's a holy-water font. The font is also where you get baptized, if you're a tiny defenseless infant who gets cold water poured on your head. That's a different font, though, and it's called the baptismal font. Now that that point's been trampled to death, have a martini.

7 · billyjoebob said:

indeed. have a martini. in a font.

8 · Row said:

You win Mark, I'm getting onto it. Really. Comments AND archives, wow.

Sorry Shauny. Back to your regularly scheduled comments...

9 · Simon said:

Here's a tip: when you don't know the name of something, neither does the character whose point of view you're writing from (even in the third person). That way, you can turn an omission of research into a part of your story telling :o)

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