His was a Kris Kringle present, but mine was from an Aunt. Anyone want a massage?

You know, I have weird dreams about Tom Cruise too. What CAN it mean?

And I don't even have the foxy-hotsits for him or anything.

A relaxing massage would be very welcome here. 'Specially if the massage oil is nicotine flavour.

Man, I thought my mother always came up trumps wth some awful presents. That takes the pie.

Sigh. And I actually gave someone that exact set of massage oil and soap.

Oh, and my website is down right now while I move to shauny.org.

But it's triple-milled, the soap!

Soap and massage oil ain't too bad, really. I managed to score a couple of twisty weird shoelaces. Apparently, they mean I never have to do up my shoes ever again. Um... great?

I got an omelette maker. I don't eat eggs.

I didn't get any socks. This is not a good thing - I have very few socks as is, and my brother has taken to poaching them nowadays (or, as he calls it, "reclaiming" them).

The situation is getting rather desperate. As a result, we attack at dawn. A shiny new cigarette-smoking donkey (courtesy, although she doesn't know it yet, of Shauny) for whoever kills Col. Monteya.

I got a 'Glitter Babes' bath and shower gel set.. complete with a big purple flower sponge and a hairclip. I'm 18. My 12 year old cousin got the same thing.

I wouldn't mind a massage.. but does it have to be rose scented?

and you took down the cat!
I liked that cat ;)

oh... and I got a toilet seat! :)

I don't know. I got nothing but great presents that I really needed. Vacuum cleaner strong enough to pick up kitty litter, hangers for Christmas stockings, cordless phone, warm shirt, watercolor set, Wal-Mart gift card, Foreman grill, candle holders, bread pans. My family gives good presents.

Okay, I'm a spaz. My new url isn't what I linked to in the last note, but this one. Thank you.

What was the best thing you gave? :)

Finally! I too am one of your bitches. Moving site for the third time in two days? I can help. Advice, counseling, death threats, all handled right here at shauny.org/killerblog. Come see me.

the bear is so cute though!

when are you coming back, sweet sugamama?

SJ - tom is a total tool. it's sad that he had to haunt both our dreams. i had a dream about nicole and she was far more interesting!

row - i gave my sister some cute PJs and a necklace. that was pretty good :D

daniel - i'm always here. i never really go anywhere. i just like to sit back and watch the comments.

i kno this was ages ago... but read it and HAD to comment coz this gotta be first place ;)

a pkt of maccas cookies for my... um, 16th or 17th birthday from a best mate.

and the nxt year she gave me TWO pkts of cookies!!

lucky me.

(hmmm, should probably mention too that i'm anti-mcdonalds and their 'cookies' taste more like industrial strength cardboard... but she forgot my bday and only remembered it on the drive-thru on the way to school, so... yeah) ;p