love me love me saaaaaay that you love meeeee

I would love to save harry! You could punch some holes in the box and ship him here to Arizona. I'm positive he would love my cats :) Just don't put him on the same tramp steamer Amazon used to ship that book. (btw, have you finished it? is it good?)

Well, if you get really stuck, I suppose we could take him on. How is he with chooks?

If I didn't live on the other side of the world, and hadn't just had to put up with three screaming puppies, their whining mother and two other miscellaneous dogs, I would snap the brute up in a second.

well thanks scott and danny, but i dunno if he could sit still long enough to make it over there. i suppose we could knock him out?

graham - he'd chase the chooks til they keeled over and died. hehe. one of his favourite hobbies is barrelling into a flock of birds and watching them scatter :)

oh shauny! i'd take him in an instant if i could... i'm sure little indigo would love a partner in crime to torment the little mites... i do hope you find a good home soon!

The perfect solution:
Dress Harry up in a little suit and deny that hes a dog. Better yet, put a little lightning bolt scar on his forehead and claim he's our saviour.

well, okay... reading back it don't seem like the perfect solution.... my bad. Perhaps I should be more helpful.... but I'm gormless these days. Perhaps a long drawn out tribunal case that will last till you want to move anyway?

nonono, I like that idea, Paul! It's just craaazy enough to work!

Bwahah!

Holy fuck, you're 5'9"? Now I will picture you in go-go boots WITHOUT heels. Oops, drinking and commenting.

*ahem* you do realise you're a foot taller than my girlfriend (whose weight you were envying on my blog)?

Yeah, you're taller than my brother. But he's about twelve stone. So.

I'd take him (if I was allowed), but if El Existing Dog doesn't kill him, the meow-bot will :o(

(they don't like outsiders)

Har! Shauny's only three inches shorter than I am! And a redhead to boot! I'm only a redhead in certain lights. That lucky lucky Shauny. Bet she weighs a heck of a lot less than I do. Feel good about that, why don't ya?

Do you think he could be trained to pull a heavy cart full of books? How do you feel about de-barking?

You know, The Joy of Jellyfruit has been one of my very favorites ever since you wrote it and I laughed over it so hard I thought I was having a stroke. I still quote it routinely, for I was raised to believe that if something is on special, it must be bought. No questions asked. You captured a piece of the human psyche with that one. You are the grand master.

You get all the best referrals

poor miss shauny! (and harry, too)
If i weren't on the other side of the world, I'd take Harry in a minute! I will keep my fingers crossed for you.

Hmm I'm 5'10 or so.. :)

Yes, you are a freak for finding Billy Bob attractive. Bruce Samazan however... ;)

Bruce Samazan. Isn't he a real estate agent or something now? (he says, denying that he ever reads Who mag at work)

Isn't Bruce Samazan the Duchess of Kent?

John Corbett I can understand. BBT however....

Re: Billy Bob- Didja see "The Man Who Wasn't There?"
AAAOOO-GAA! Hummina humina humina! WOOT! He was SO channelling Bogie circa "In A Lonely Place." I give it "Two Asses Up!" SEXXXY!

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Wh00ps.

Don't know what happened to Bruce - a real estate agent?? What an extreme waste of talent! He should be hosting the logies by now! Or in the very least on some crappy Telstra adds. Or playing tonsil hockey with Angelina Jolie.

Did Rhiannon get through to the tenancy advice people in the end? What did they say? I'm on those hooks which I'm not sure of the name of, but are probably either tender hooks, or tenter hooks.

Tenter hooks.

Thanks, Marybeth :-)

Much obliged :)

I hear Bruce Samazan is doing really well in real estate. If he enjoys it, good for him.

wasnt he on e street

Yup, Bruce is a real estate agent. We're looking to buy a house from him :)

woo. i'd buy a house from him any day.
but hed b married with kids now
hmmmmmmmm.
oh well

I was chatting to our next door neighbour about Bruce the other day, he's also a real estate agent. He reckons Bruce does very well with the ladies he's selling houses to.
I don't think Bruce is married, but don't quote me on that. Maybe you need to buy a house in Helensburgh!!!

Shauny!

Quick! This may be two year old, but:

what happened to Harry!?

Did you sue the bastard-real estate agents?

bruce just came into my office....he is now woring for realestate.com