Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence

Last night I had bad, bad dreams about the previous entry. I know you're all thinking I'm some sort of freak. I don't have the finger any more, okay? Not since I was two days old. I have perfectly normal hands! Please don't alienate me from your hallowed society!

Thanks Rory Baby for informing me via the comments that this here blog is a Bloggies finalist, in the categories of Best Aussie/NZ Blog and Best-Kept-Secret Blog.

So to whichever lovely kiddies nominated the Pussycat, thanks! What great timing on my part that I have all these extra visitors and the first thing they read is Shauna Was A Six-Fingered Freak. Just fantastic.

Would you vote for a mutant?

Aside from a bazillion dodgy 2GZ albums, the last thing I won was 2nd place in the 50 metres butterfly at the Small Schools Swimming Carnival in 1989.

Granted, there were only two people in the race. And I had to be fished out of the pool by the lifeguards about the 25 metre mark. Butterfly is a dirty bitch of a stroke, I tells ya.

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Comments

1 · ryanne said:

I nominated -and- voted for you, Shauna. :)

2 · Paul said:

Well, at least you won something at swimming. I used to dive into the pool off the blocks like that tarzan bloke, then just dogpaddle down the pool.

3 · melvin said:

Oh mutants completely rule ;)

4 · SJ said:

Hoi hoi for the Cult of Shauna! I demand a button!

5 · Choire said:

Oh honey, we love you cuz you ARE a freak, not despite it!

6 · Marybeth said:

You can swim! I envy you. Swimmer, you.

7 · shauny said:

i can't swim... hence me being fished out of the pool...

8 · auburnished said:

Your finger story was adorable (there's a word I never use), I sometimes experience sharer's remorse, too--and I voted for you:)
warmly,
auburnished

9 · Row said:

I got there after nominations closed, but I'll be sure to vote for you. Like you need my help and all. :)

10 · tom said:

cool

11 · echo said:

You are in there a couple of times aren't you? I know I voted for you once. :)

12 · Sara said:

I just found out about the whole Bloggies thing or whatever it's called today and I voted for you because you've got such an interesting site. I don't think you're a mutant! Now doesn't that make you feel all better?

13 · mule said:

I also had dreams abouth that entry, but I'll apply discretion :)

14 · Bill said:

Butterfly... *shudder*

I was the champion backstroke on my swim team, but the one time I tried to swim butterfly I had to be fished out too. A dirty bitch of a stroke is exactly right.

15 · TC said:

Oh, I couldn't handle the pressure of that kind of noteriety! Plus I'm pretty sure my host server couldn't handle the bandwidth any kind of popularity would cause.

Whew! That was a close one. I was glad to see your site on there, though. Best of the lot by far, I think.

16 · Geof said:

Heh, you got votes in Alabama. :)

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Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence was published on January 25, 2002.

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