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Keep you calendars free on May 18-19 for the Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon! Get down with yourself all in the name of charity.

There's even prizes to be won: "If you use vibrators, watch porn or plug it in, enter in the "Plug in" section and win $100 off your May electricity bill... and if you're a manual type of person, there is the "Lube Up" category where you can win $100 of lubricant."

The idea is you get your family and neighbours to sponsor you, just like a read-a-thon or a walk-a-thon. So what do you think is a reasonable rate, two dollars per orgasm?

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Comments

1 · Marybeth said:

Why did this not go on Romanza!?

2 · steve said:

I think the O-rate should vary with age, and definitely with gender; women have a built-in [sorry :-)] advantage here.

3 · Bill said:

Yeah, but gets to monitor it to keep it honest?
"I had fifty orgasms, pay up."
"Prove it!"

4 · Simon said:

I thought it was some sort of spoof at first!

Steve, I read an article, at http://www.sex-project.com/multiplemale.shtml , about multiple orgasms for men. Dunno if it's any good, though.

5 · Row said:

A spoof? LMAO
(yes I know what you meant!)

So who is the charity? Dare I go look?

6 · Row said:

Ok this is kinda gross, but maybe men could be paid by the cc?

7 · Marybeth said:

Bwahaha! Row funny!

8 · Victoria said:

At first I thought it was a spoof and laughed. Then I followed the link, and thought, now there's a concept. I think Row's idea is hilarious. =)

9 · luke said:

Okay, since we're so concerned about keeping Canadian masturbators honest - if the guys were paid by the cc, would the authenticity of the substance be tested?

10 · Graham said:

I think I'll skip this one.

11 · Simon said:

I thought, from having a brief look at the site, that it's a matter of being sponsored by time. That could still leave some men at a bit of a disadvantage, but they could take it as an opportunity to develop their staying power, I suppose.

Dunno if they've got insurance for RSI, though.

12 · steve said:

Simon: I'll check the article, but there are some powerful physiological reasons why men can't have multiple (as opposed to just frequent) orgasms like women can.

13 · shauny said:

And Dr. Steve would know these things :)

14 · Adam said:

Woohoo Canada! ;-)

15 · Simon said:

Darn.

So, if I'm denied multiple orgasms on the basis that I'm a man, who do I sue for sex discrimination? :-)

16 · Marybeth said:

Simon: That would be your parents for faulty production. Or God.

17 · andrewf said:

so miss shauny, are you signing up and do you want some help picking out something nice in fyshwick?

18 · saigonsam said:

Think I'll pass on this one – I never was one of those ten-times-a-day lads.

19 · momo said:

Dear Lordy. I wonder if you can nominate terminal wankers to take part? Hmmnn... wonder if I should spam this around the workplace?

20 · clementine said:

i'm passing this onto my little brother. hopefully he'll get it *all* out of his system by the end of the weekend, stop stealing my porn and will then join the seminary. (that word just sounds wrong).

21 · Luke said:

Their copywriters suck. It should be called a wank-a-thon, nothing else.

22 · Daniel Talsky said:

Mr. Shakey II finally gets to benefit the world!

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