Come Together
Keep you calendars free on May 18-19 for the Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon! Get down with yourself all in the name of charity.
There's even prizes to be won: "If you use vibrators, watch porn or plug it in, enter in the "Plug in" section and win $100 off your May electricity bill... and if you're a manual type of person, there is the "Lube Up" category where you can win $100 of lubricant."
The idea is you get your family and neighbours to sponsor you, just like a read-a-thon or a walk-a-thon. So what do you think is a reasonable rate, two dollars per orgasm?





Why did this not go on Romanza!?
I think the O-rate should vary with age, and definitely with gender; women have a built-in [sorry :-)] advantage here.
Yeah, but gets to monitor it to keep it honest?
"I had fifty orgasms, pay up."
"Prove it!"
I thought it was some sort of spoof at first!
Steve, I read an article, at http://www.sex-project.com/multiplemale.shtml , about multiple orgasms for men. Dunno if it's any good, though.
A spoof? LMAO
(yes I know what you meant!)
So who is the charity? Dare I go look?
Ok this is kinda gross, but maybe men could be paid by the cc?
Bwahaha! Row funny!
At first I thought it was a spoof and laughed. Then I followed the link, and thought, now there's a concept. I think Row's idea is hilarious. =)
Okay, since we're so concerned about keeping Canadian masturbators honest - if the guys were paid by the cc, would the authenticity of the substance be tested?
I think I'll skip this one.
I thought, from having a brief look at the site, that it's a matter of being sponsored by time. That could still leave some men at a bit of a disadvantage, but they could take it as an opportunity to develop their staying power, I suppose.
Dunno if they've got insurance for RSI, though.
Simon: I'll check the article, but there are some powerful physiological reasons why men can't have multiple (as opposed to just frequent) orgasms like women can.
And Dr. Steve would know these things :)
Woohoo Canada! ;-)
Darn.
So, if I'm denied multiple orgasms on the basis that I'm a man, who do I sue for sex discrimination? :-)
Simon: That would be your parents for faulty production. Or God.
so miss shauny, are you signing up and do you want some help picking out something nice in fyshwick?
Think I'll pass on this one – I never was one of those ten-times-a-day lads.
Dear Lordy. I wonder if you can nominate terminal wankers to take part? Hmmnn... wonder if I should spam this around the workplace?
i'm passing this onto my little brother. hopefully he'll get it *all* out of his system by the end of the weekend, stop stealing my porn and will then join the seminary. (that word just sounds wrong).
Their copywriters suck. It should be called a wank-a-thon, nothing else.
Mr. Shakey II finally gets to benefit the world!