"Shauna: The Pork?"

Ok, here's your mistake: not deflecting the pork reference immediately, causing the mothership to assume you are interested. Better replies would include:

"Shauna: Yeah, yeah"

"Shauna: Whatever."

"Shauna: Ok. Hey, what's that?" (point to something)

Whew! Good thing you asked us in time to prevent a catastrophe!

There's something decidedly odd about using the words "pork" and "orgasmic" in the same sentence.

Is 'pork' slang for penetrative sex the way it is over here?

Um. Orgasmic Pork. I think that's the title of my next chapbook.

Whatever you do, don't take your mum out to the Neila - especially not when it's likely to be busy :o)

There's something about mothers mentioning 'Pork' and 'Orgasmic' in the same sentence.

Agree with Monkey. If my mother even said the word "orgasmic", I think I'd fall on the floor. Mind you, my mother is almost 83...but still...it's a mother thing.

My mum (crazy woman she is) quite frequently says orgasmic. I feel so very outcasted by reading these comments. ;)

Simon: yes.

And I wouldn't want to know about the orgasmic pork, either.

PS, I'm a mother! Mwahahah!

I'll bet $1,000 right now that that's one word I'll never hear my own sainted mother say. Actually I'll bet she's never said it at all under any circumstances.

oh. dear.