Imagine two guys talking about their penis to each other.

"Oh, you're uncut! I'd love to be uncut"

"Oh no, but skin on is better, much easier to handle".

That would never happen.

mwwaaaargh!

Wait... wait... you've gotta be drunk to appreciate Rachel's tits?

I hope for your sake she doesn't see that entry :-)

And just be thankful you don't have mice skin and porky tits.

booobies!!!11 OMG

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ooh! eeksy-peeksy comment! *faints*

and mark - the "I was drunk" disclaimer was because i wanted to explain that am not in the habit of rudely blurting out NICE TITS! to women. except for that one time at the slumber party.

that's what they all say, shauny.

tit lover!

I want perky tits too! I'd love them and care for them and...and....probably never leave the house EVER again....

Hm, Shauny's lovely skin AGAINST Rach's perky boobies. That's what I'm talking about. aww yeahhh....

hehehe, she's going to get a complex now. Poor Rach.

people tell me i've not tits all the time, and sometimes they're even sober ;)

why i should proofread things twice before i post when i've been drinking too...meant to say "people tell me i've got nice tits all the time"...altho i can't figure out how i smissed a whole word right after spelling a word wrong (and the g and the n aren't that close to each other.

im a sucker for nice skin..my girlfriend has *really* nice skin, one of the reasons why i fell for her. and considering the massage i gave her the time i noticed was one of the reasons she fell for me, it turned out really nicely dont you think?

get well soon, paul.

Tits'n'arse, that's what I say.

Tits are just substitute buttocks anyway. When our ancestors were crawling around on their knuckles, it was arses that ape men found appealing in ape women. But when they became erect... Erm, sorry, I mean, when they started walking upright, cave women with mammaries that looked a little more like buttocks that other women's would be more attractive, in general, to cave men. So, they got humped more, dropped more sprogs, and genes that promoted buttock-like breasts became more and more dominant. The end result is just a load of tits.

Or so the theory goes.

It could, perhaps, be said that a tits man is more evolved than an arse man, and that a man who is neither a tits nor an arse man is even more evolved. But, perhaps, he'd be less of an animal in bed.

Hah. I'd take the SKIN any time, Shauny. And I don't have either of the aforementioned envied qualities! So ner :) (And waaah.)

Anyone can have tits, I say – but nice ass takes talent!

i don't have any issues with people telling me i have nice tits on the net. if shauny was saying"ohmigod, have you seen rach? two socks full of birdseed" then i might have an issue. let us not forget that my bum and a fantastic shot of my back fat is proudly displayed on the mirror project.

and, simon? eugh. y'know... eugh. i wrote an essay on that. the twat who came up with the 'tits = buttocks" equation was a loser. there is *no* evidence to suggest that breasts are substitute buttocks. when was the last time that you saw a set of devil's pillows (man, i love 'carrie') that looks like a bum?

and for the record, shauny has perfect, peachy, baby-doll, angel skin. it's sickening, really.

hi, mark.

See, some people aren't happy with the way they are... and calling that back fat is a good example!

i'm sure your tits are fine, shauny... really...

Dirty pillows...

And I thought bottoms were just, well, functional. They're a keen spot for your legs to meet your torso, and poo comes from them too. Sometimes you can wear them as a hat. What more could you want? You'd think that cave men would just go with the 'still breathing' factor rather than 'nice jubblies'.

Dear god, I have had this exact same drunken conversation. Except that the adjective was 'big' rather than 'perky'. Or maybe it was 'voluptuous'. Or 'titanic.' 'Mammoth'? 'Gargantuan'? I forget...
When sober, I'm glad my tits aren't bigger than my bum, because I think I'd probably lose all perception of my fragile centre of gravity and fall down a lot.

dirty pillows. hee hee. dirty pillows.

wasn't it devil's pillows? "carrie, i can see your devil's pillows"? it was that in the book. i can't be wrong. noooooo! i can never be wrong!

heh heh. jubblies.

and, if i may say so, shauny has also a rather splendid rack. hell, all us soncy canberra blogger lasses are blessed in the boosie stakes. no wonder people always want to be in our gang... (if we have a gang. if we do, i want to be the handsome n'er do well james dean type)

my tits just aren't up to scratch for you blog girls...

Perkiness and smooth skin matter mainly in attracting new mates, when the bit of Homo sapiens neanderthalensis in every male sapiens sapiens commands him to find a female with the right balance of youth and fertility (big eyes, strong teeth, thin waists, lovely hips, nice skin, perky tits, good web sites) and get his sperm into her as quickly as possible before moving on to the next.

But tits and skin are the neon signs in your pub window. If he stays, he stays for something besides the signs, and you don't want your signs too gaudy or you'll attract the wrong sort to begin with.

I just have the one sign, it says Yes We Are Open.

I would have thought that would have been --Free Refills--

Why is it when I get drunk, all I get are cheeky Brits (or rather, one cheeky Brit) carrying me up the stairs? I never get told I have nice boobs or nice skin or any of that.

And I, for the record, LOVE your skin, Miss S.

That's a fabulous entry, right there. I have conversations like that all the time, man. The grass is always greener. And hey, let's admit it; boobs are great.

Perky tits
Turkey bits
Quirky fits
Lurky gits

needs more tits.

I'm really fat and like it. i'm 412 pounds. and i'm a size 18e bra

Rachel has nice tits!

Do you get this joke from "Bringing Down the House?" "Dad what's a rack?" "It's a country." The bitch must have pretty big tits.