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I've been outed!

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1 · mb said:

Uh.

2 · Alice said:

That is too funny! Looks like she spent a lot more time researching the "womyn" on the list than the "men." But hey, at least you got a favorable review.

3 · Monkey said:

You're a gay man? Jebus! You told me you were a girl!

4 · Ed said:

If Shauny's a gay man, then I can only imagine what the undulations under bedsheets must be like. Ride 'em, cowgirl! Win one for the gipper!

5 · Janice said:

Aaaaah hahahahahha!!

6 · Ron said:

I knew you were a man. I just knew it. Your site screams 'gay guy.' Not that it matters.

7 · momo said:

heeheehee.

have you asked, "whatever gave you THAT impression?". Cos I know that I'd be asking questions.

8 · Rory said:

What's more, judging by the copyright date on that page, you've been a gay man for over a year.

Time to rename wnp to 'The Birdcage'.

9 · Graham said:

As far as I recall, Shauny didn't look like a man the last time I saw him. Perhaps they're getting confused by the name...

10 · Scotty said:

it must be the moustache.

11 · shauny said:

Hey Ron! Kiss my (feminine) ass!

12 · shauny said:

okay momo, i'll bite... tell me people, what gave you that impression?

13 · Scotty said:

Who reckons you suck ron?

We do ron ron ron, we do ron ron.

Lame, but it just had to be done.

14 · Svarit said:

Ah, quite the chuckle from that. :)

15 · Frankenstein said:

Heh. In retrospect, it's obvious, innit? ;-)

16 · Jack Spratt said:

Too funny!

And dunno how they made that mistake; I mean right under "Pew Butt" it mentions you wearing a skirt twice, for example. A skirt's a pretty good clue.

17 · Sarah said:

Me thinks they got the gay guy idea from your Friday July 14, 2000 entry concerning worktime naps. Clearly.

18 · Stephanie said:

Had I known the operation was over, I would have sent flowers, really. I thought you were just speaking in general when you mentioned wanting a nice, big, strong, - well, you know.

Looking forward to relinking to "What's new, Cock-a-doodle-doo?"

19 · Anonymous said:

Ok Shauny, I take it back. I don't think you're gay. I think you're only half gay... and I would kiss your feminine ass but I too am half gay. Wait, should I kiss half your ass?

20 · Ron said:

Ok Shauny, I take it back. I don't think you're gay. I think you're only half gay....and I would kiss your feminine ass, but I too am half gay. Wait, should I kiss half your ass.

21 · Paige said:

So, when was the operation, exactly? Did it hurt?

22 · vee said:

o.k....I missed it...why do they think your gay? I don't think your gay or a guy for that matter. IM SO LOST...PLEASE SOMEONE FIND ME!!!

23 · Lisa said:

More proof that any idiot can get on the Internet. It just really irritates me how ignorant people open thier mouth (or website), thinking what they are saying is smart. If that person would have done any research, at all she would have seen that what she posted was so wrong.....In my year of reading and enjoying this site, I never once (ever) thought you were A) gay, B) a man. GRRR. I'm just so irritated for you. Maybe my sense of humor has been distorted by the meds the dr put me on after I sprained my ankle two days ago....But still!

I think you're great, so Screw 'em. :)

24 · SJ said:

I would have thought all the delightful stories about your boobs would've been a dead giveaway...oh well, here's to yet more traffic...

25 · kathryn said:

hey. you are up there with ru paul. excellent.

26 · Row said:

Hahaha! Geez, you'd never know it, from the size of yer boobs to your lusting after Catherine Zeta-Jones, you're all woman, baby!

27 · shauny said:

yes, clearly I didn't mention my boobs QUITE enough. Mwahhaha.

Ron - which cheek? Left or right?

28 · Ron said:

With my radical left-wing stance on most issues...must you ask?

29 · boxen said:

that's the best laugh I've had all day. :)

30 · Jessica Parker said:

Just think how many people are gonna come over and read your blog and how long it will take them to realise that 'yes, you like to have sex with men' but you're actually NOT one!

31 · ctrent said:

i guess they saw you with a man, and just got the wrong impression.

32 · momo said:

i've nutted it out and i've got it.
the Tom Jones reference! Tho it's hardly Streisand...

33 · Scott said:

After all this time, all those AIM and ICQ convo's with you make me feel so dirty.

34 · Graham said:

Hmm, I've really got to set my ICQ client back up...

35 · Dee said:

Ah, it all makes sense! The histrionics, the giggling, the slight tinge of paranoia, the lusting after men... yes, of course you're a gay man! *g*

(Come on, admit it. You know you're a gay man trapped in a woman's body...)

36 · shauny said:

Histrionics? Giggling?

I gotta work on my first impressions!

37 · Jeb said:

Please adjust your settings, you're still setting off my gaydar...

38 · billyjoebob said:

it's clearly the Ed from Radiohead and Alex Popov lustful postings....

oh - and the ones in which you bemoan the fact that i'm no longer single - wait - those are in my head...

39 · matt said:

Well, you do write about your mother an awful lot ...

40 · Anonymous said:

Now, see? If you had only posted those pictures of your boobs all of your lustful fans have been clamoring for, there would have been no mistaking your gender. And once your gender was clearly established, all those pix of Aussie swimmerboys in their Speedos could no longer have misled the clueless. :)

41 · paul said:

awwgh shucks.. missed it!
they've obviously taken it off the site...
and you're no longer one of those..
"very cool womyn on the web"

we all love you Shauny, just the way you are...
so don't go changing...
ooh.. I feel a song coming on! :c)

42 · TC said:

And I, obviously, am not a gay man. Thus my absence from this site.

Righto.

43 · Larry said:

I second the motion that Shauny, must show her boobs..

Perhaps she can add them to Hoopity's rack browser

44 · vee said:

SHOW YOUR BOOBS! SHOW YOUR BOOBS!...I don't wanna see them but I think it would be funny...and it would deffinatley proove you're no man.

45 · mb said:

Not necessarily--I know plenty of guys with tits almost as big as mine, and I'm a DDD.

Yeah. I know.

46 · bailz said:

Dude, you told me you were a girl. I have the email where you categorically said "dude, I am a girl." You were lying to me? to moi? (that's what my French cousin says but that's a whole nother story).

To end the arguement, post more rack shots. KTHXBYE.

47 · Ron said:

Show one boob!!!... ... ...what the hell's a "boob?"

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