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lol... you go girl!! woooooo!! I am a good friend of one of the judges... want me to put in a good word?? see if i can sway the results in your favour?? :P

nooooo. no swaying in my favour. no no no no nooo thank you.

E-P, how did you find that link so bloody quick?

It's the only link in my Favorites.

Just in case anyone wasn't reading on April Fools Day 2002, let me put that link E-P posted in context!

Hey, how did you fake that old entry so quickly to cover your sordid past?

A stripper from Fyshwick called Shauny,
(who is fit and incredibly horny),
is the blogger we'd like
to see nude on a bike,
with pedometers attached to her handlebars.

Remember, there is no such thing as an ugly nude woman, and besides, you're leaving the country anyway!

Go for it! Go out in a blaze of glory!

Hmm!

If you win, do we get to see you nude?

I gotta admit, Shauny, I'd much rather see your rack than mine. Wooah!

But even Mattay's got a rack here. I guess it's a rifle rack.

doesn't this disqualify Shaunny....?

Okay, I voted for Shauny, let's hope she comes clean with the goods if she wins ;-)

great, i've been summed up as The Girl Who Wears A Pedometer.

[juvenile]
Pedometer Pussycat!
[/juvenile]

Me, I'm sayin' nothin'. Just look at the raised eyebrow.

Oh god, I knew that photoshopping thing would come back and bite us in the arse!

I'm wondering why there isn't a Most Clothed Weblogger award. Shouldn't some crazy bastard, determined to wear thirty-seven layers of clothing and a fur coat in the Sahara, blogging under the insufferable environment win some kind of a commendation?

But Monkey - if you insist on showing it...

[Plays porno bass riff]

i am getting SLAUGHTERED in this poll. hehehe.

Yeah, but when I last checked, you were still beating Wil Wheaton. Which is a godsend. If there was some sort of anti-vote, I'd anti-vote for him. He's creepy yukky.

Besides, everyone knows that Wil will be arse-naked at some point on one of those Channel Ten late-night soft-porn-disguised-as-a-drama extravaganzas sometime soon. Maybe Star Trek: The Cabana Generation or something.

"I'm here to fix your tricorder..."

hey, i voted for ya. it was either you or ms. cowgirl, and she's already got enough votes...

I'm trying to think of something witty to say regarding people wanting to see you nude, Valentine's Day, and some Swedish bloke reporting to the UN Security Council on how his intrusive inspections of Saddam's secret places are going. While there's plenty of opportunity for smutty inuendo and the like, with things like 'supergun' and whole teams of people actually getting to inspect Saddam's various presidential erections this time, I'm just not coming up with anything.

So instead, I'll simply wish you: Happy Valentine's Day! :-)

Go Shauny! If you win, I'd be happy to draw an erotic portrait for you to submit. 'Course then I'd dissappoint all these ardent fans drooling to see your lovely bare muffin.

I think most of em would be doing well to see your face :P

Nobody can beat Wil. I thought he was disqualified from weblog awards? And now he has the power of FARK behind him in some sort of unholy doomsday alliance. And you are up against Susannah . . .yikes. Um, OK, I will be happy if either of you win. But she's being all slutty about it - look at that. Hot! No, wait. I mean . . . best of luck.

it's okay, i'm cool with being a nobody. hehe.

well, at least you ain't losing to novenarik.org...

Wil Wheaton sucks. I never saw anything interesting on his site. Of course, I only visted twice. Shauny is definetly in my top 3 favorite weblogs. Clolthed or not, I don't care as long as she still posts.

i am coming second LAST. crikey.

It would be horrible to freak out a complete stranger, so, hi!

Hi from me too! I'm not freaky! And you can see where I link from so I'm not a *complete* stranger... I have actually met you...

Big fan of your blog Shauny!

vjf

Show it to me baby!!!!