Word, my homie! Rules to live by.

Bleach, yes.

*scribbles down notes*

Bleach! Whew, that's serious. You sure that it's time for that kind of escalation?

obvious comment here:

time to leave, no?

If it's just a little bleach, but a little in each bottle she buys, she'll never know but her clothes will slowly fade away...

Yipes Shauny. That last one is eeevvviiill...

Bruce? The Boss? Holy cow, the last time I heard of someone loving Bruce, it was Mallory off Family Ties figuring out if she loved him or David Lee Roth more.

dude... when am i ever serious around here?

I'm chuckling away here, that's my kind of warped humor ;)

heh, I'm tempted to enquire about the Mysterious Short & Crinkly Hairs in Shower at my house. Or the ones on the Soap

I wonder how I would raise the topic ;)

Ahhh... the short and crinkly fairies have visited your house as well. I think there's a plague of them right now.

Bleach? You are an EVIL GENIUS!

You can come live with me, Shauny. We need a third roommate anyway. And no short & curlies EVER show up in our shower...

So where do you guys keep them, Marybeth?

Maybe they straighten them and let them grow. (And bleach them.)

Never mind the short and crinklies, I once had a housemate who literally moulted in the shower, I'm talkin' WADS of hair here, of ALL descriptions. Clogged up the plughole and all. Eww. She sucked.

...don't forget everyone's favourite 'prawns in the curtain rod' trick....then they'll *really* be needing the bleach!

heh. --Or the ole 'pretend to be their best friend in order to destroy their lives from the inside out' trick. yeah.

Hmm. Do they keep pinching your milk as well?

"I once had a housemate who literally moulted in the shower"

Literally? What species was she?

Doesn't one have to be lactating in order to have one's milk pinched?

Could mb tell us her secrets of a non-curly tub? Inquiring minds want to know...

Well, I'm a firm believer in shaving, and as for my roommate, I asked him and he's not telling. Any more questions? Hmmm?

*rolls eyes*

Or any more snide remarks? Eh wot?

haven't tried bleach. many many many years ago in hawthorn we did stoop to hair remover in conditioner bottle.

Faith, that is through awful and out into unforgiveable.

I lurv it!

Sounds like you have an official Evil flatmate Shauny, straighten 'em out good n proper, I say.

Or leave in the dead of night like a great namby-pamby coward, as I have been known to ...