Not My Lover
So the cops have raided Michael Jackson's house, but they're not yet saying why. My guess is he's getting busted for the misleading the public on the cover of his latest album. Look at that strain on his face, the intense concentration. It's clearly a number two.






hey miss shauny *hugs*
on the tv this morning they said it had something to do with a complaint from a 12 year old boy. gee... now there's a surprise - NOT! :)
bwahaha ...number two... *tear*
Not to mention the stance ...
I'm just waiting to see what the Fark photoshoppers do with it....
It's almost too easy
Hey Shauny, Doesn't defamation worry you?
"Famous international blogger sued by Michael Jackson!"
You are funny though.
Funny. I was thinking the same thing about that cover.
And don't forget the unmistakable right-hand-flushing-motion!
Very funny, except the arrest warrant issued this morning had to do with "Little Ones". On the other had mr. jackson should be flushed, but not with sucess..
Number two *chortle* that is good!
"Fill his jeans with lots of large turds..."
But I fear for this strange alien's life. He's just 120 pounds of faded coo and screech, and though he may (or may not) be bad, be bad, be really, really bad, he will certainly be brutally, painfully, bloodily, horribly killed by someone worse if they manage to put him in a regular prison. I hope they just shut him away quietly with the other circus animals somewhere.
(I know, I know, you're thinking, "yeah, tigers would be good." But.)