Is that fish holding a cigarette? Is that how they get that genuine smoky flavor?

Sausages in natural skins, eh?

I'm *this* close to going and finding out if, in fact, crabs DO have orgasms...

Orgasms sometimes come with crabs -- is that what they mean?

did they mean... "even carbs are organisms?"...
what are these orgasms everybody keeps talking about?
: )

If you ever go to Denny, please, PLEASE take some pics and post them. I grew up in Denny (before Bathurst, before Minnesota).

I like your Dunfermline link featuring
Culross Abbey Sat 3 Mar
Nazareth Wed 17 Mar
Metalfest Sun 20 Mar
The website looks as if it matches your pics of the place exactly !

Looks like a lovely town!

it's all happening at The Ferm.

gordon i am somewhat worried about how you're going to find out how about the crab/orgasm thing...

Wow. Great catches all.

I may have to pop on a train on "bored now" days and check out some of the villages near here.

I hear they have some seaside at Kings Lynn. (*imagines cold grey ocean sucking limply at a pile of pebbles ... shudders*)

Or Ely is mean to be rockin' - in a cathedral town kinda way.

And gordon, I am so with the Shaun-ster on your hands-on experiment thing ...

is it legal to for crabs to have orgasms?

Nemmind the crabs, the smile of that kid in the "sausages" sticker is what's bothering me.

Natural Sausage Casings Association, eh?

FYI, just so you know, crabs do NOT have orgasms.

I know this for 100% fact.

The question isn't whether they do or not...

It's whether they can fake it.

Mme.Paquin: you grew up in Denny? No way! My friend Fwad lives in Denny so if Shauny needs some photos to top these I'll get it organised. The photo at the top is my old high school which has been demolished for housing. Six years of trauma and hormonal chaos wiped out at a stroke.

Crabs and orgasms, now what does that remind me of ?.............Oh Yeah !

That little sausage sign, could I have that in a bumper sticker please? If that's too much trouble, a t-shirt would be fine. Size medium. Thanks.

Of course Dunfermline has two train stations, so it's easy to escape from!

The park - I forget its name - is lovely though, if you haven't already discovered it

I am a nimfo and i need sex or else ill die...im crab free, and i dont fake oragasms...so write back and maybe we could work something out!!!!

I am a nimfo and i need sex or else ill die...im crab free, and i dont fake oragasms...so write back and maybe we could work something out!!!!

I am a nimfo and i need sex or else ill die...im crab free, and i dont fake oragasms...so write back and maybe we could work something out!!!!