Crikey!

poised! ready to wed!
What's got a wild scraggly beard, bloodshot eyes and a foxy accent? That'd be Gareth, after one week of extreme insomnia and dodgy early morning TV documentaries about combine harvesters and obscure Soviet composers.

I suddenly woke up at 2.02 AM today to find him peering at me in the half-dark. I reached out and patted the furry face and said, "Are you STILL bloody awake?"

To which he replied, "Will you marry me Shauna?"

I said, "Are you SERIOUS!?"

(Which really annoyed me because, if/when the moment ever happened, I had planned to respond with something witty and memorable like, "Depends... will you wear a kilt?". But instead I said, "Are you SERIOUS!?" in a broad, booming Aussie accent, like I was Steve Irwin and I'd just spotted a rare saber-toothed kookaburra or something.)

Gareth said that he was serious.

So I said, "Am I awake?"

He said that I was indeed awake.

So I said, "Yes! Of course!".

Fourteen hours later I still feel too excited and stunned and grinny and teary and lucky and so freakin happy to articulate properly, so for now it's just... WOOHOO!

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Comments

1 · jen said:

Fair dinkum?!! Nice one Shauny ;) Huge congratulations :D

2 · chris said:

congratulations!!!

3 · kerewin said:

CONGRATULATIONS! Even Steve Irwin, Croc Hunter, couldn't have more exciting news.

4 · ghani said:

Congrats! That's wonderful! Will you be staying in Edinburgh now?

5 · slack said:

Where's the ring?

Where's the getting down on one kilted knee?

Oh...and what's the date?

WHEW...so many questions! That's enough for me now.

Makes getting up in the morning for one of those "brekie packs" a whole new experience, doesn't it?

congrats!

6 · frecklegirl said:

Oh yay! That is so wonderful.

I am so happy for both of you. :)

Welcome to the club!

7 · Vicky said:

Blimey! Congratulations to you both! Does that mean that Scotland gets to keep you now?

8 · Giao said:

Hi there, found your blog via Frecklegirl, and CONGRATULATIONS!! I love your telling of the story. Very sweet.

9 · leah said:

Congratulations! (don't worry - the proposal doesn't usually work out the way you imagined it::: although i think this one was pretty special anyway!)

10 · Scott F said:

Cool and sweet at the same time.

A nice romantic start to the year.

Congratulations!!!

Scott :)

11 · caro said:

CRIKEY!
congrats, shauny! how extremely wonderful and wonderful and wonderful and wonderful.
so will he be wearing a kilt?

12 · caro said:

congrats, shauny! how extremely wonderful and wonderful and wonderful and wonderful.
so will he be wearing a kilt?

13 · ladygoat said:

Congrats!

14 · nancy said:

Oh! You don't know who I am, but I'm a devoted reader and I'm thrilled for you!

15 · shauny said:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

anyone got a catchy name for Gareth-related blog entries?

16 · acb said:

Congratulations.

Sounds like you're the luckiest couple on earth. You get a reprieve from transportation to Canberra for the term of your natural life, and he gets you.

17 · acb said:

(Sorry about the TrackBack mess, btw; just ironing the bugs out of my improvised TrackBack pinging system.)

18 · Jack Spratt said:

Crazygonuts! Way to go, girl! Congrats to you both!

19 · shauny said:

don't worry acb, i deleted em! thanks for that rockin entry :)

20 · Dave said:

Congratulations!! Your comments keep rejecting me for saying p o i s e d! r e a d y t o w e d ! Is that nasty in Oz talk???

21 · Rosemary Grace said:

HOORAY!

I'm so excited for you, and so happy he's a smart bunny and knows to hold on to a good thing (the good thing being YOU) .

*chanting* KILT KILT KILT

I'm getting married in California and we've got all our surf-dude groomsmen to hire kilts...and my Dad, the tweed-wearing englishman, will even have a Zebra-striped sporren to complete his ensemble.

~Rosie.

PS - is your face hurting from grinning yet?

22 · C said:

Congrats! (Been reading for years and have only commented once or twice.) So happy for you.

23 · anja said:

oooh, that's great! Congratulations to both of you! Scotland gets to keep you - what a lucky country. I'm so happy for you, this is great news!

24 · bluepoppy said:

Super congrats! This is very Dickens, but only the first half . . The BEST of Times.

25 · kimbofo said:

Woo-hoo!! What great news. Congrats to you both!

26 · Chrisso said:

Congratulations, mate. Fantastic news. Will there be Tim-Tams and haggis at the reception dinner?

27 · soph said:

Are you serious!!!!!!!!!! That's fantastic news! Wow, what a great start to 2005. And just the start of more adventures.

28 · Dee said:

I cannot believe I've never met you and I am so excited I just want to ring someone and tell them - noone I know has even read you, though, so that would be fairly pointless :)

Congratulations! If the wellspring of good feelings is in any way indicative, yours will be a long and incredibly happy life together :)

29 · Mattay said:

A Haiku of Congratulatory... Ness!

Gareth and Shauny
Happy, in love and engaged
Like Scott and Charlene

(Only before they were married and they were still engaged)

Congratulations to a wonderful, caring and deserving person! And to Shauny too!

And as Angry Anderson would sing "Suddenly I'm seeing you..."

Or as Kojak might say "Who loves you baby?" to which the answer is lots of people, but predominantly Gareth.

WOOOooooOO00OO!!!

30 · Scott said:

How Awesome and to such a deserving person.

Congratulations Shauny!!!!!!!!

31 · Matt said:

Wow! I'm a long-time reader, very rare commenter. Congratulations to you both. That's wonderful news, and as always your writing style makes the story that much more enjoyable.

32 · Cate said:

Congratulations to the 1,000th degree!!!! Wow!!!!!

33 · faith said:

woohoo! Brilliant! Congratulations! And not jumping the gun or anything but babies? Are you going to have lots of babies? Having only developed an interest in babies quite late in life I am now one of those you-can-never-have-too-many-babies people. Its such cool news and I hope you're both going to be blindingly happy.

34 · Mary said:

Congratulations! Read you all the time, don't often comment. Our proposal was not how I imagined either, but I haven't forgotten any of it.

35 · ab said:

Boysadear but that's great news.

36 · Gab said:

Congrats on the great news!

I will be hitting Scottish shores myself soon and hoping you've not taken the last good man in Scotland. From all the things you've written about Gareth, though, it seems likely.

Well done to both of you!

37 · Monkey said:

Hooray! Congratulations, you two crazy kids. Loves ya both.

Sniffle... our little girl is all grown up....

38 · Amanda said:

Hey, congrats, thats great. My proposal was different to what hubby had planned, but was just as special. The next day I woke up and quickly looked at my ring finger to see if I had just dreamed it!

39 · Stephene said:

*hugs* Congrats Shauny, I'm so happy for you. I can't wait to tell my husband. We both live vicariously through you!

40 · hanita said:

ooooooooh!!! can't believe it!!!!
congratulations!!
our shaunster is all grown up!

Have you checked out his father yet - to see what Gareth will turn into in years to come? Ear hair, strange warts, bulging bits, etc etc

heheheheheh.....

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

41 · lizz said:

Well, at least it was a suprise, in the middle of the night! Big congrats to Gareth for picking a memorable, yet not soppy romantic way to propose! And for catching a Shauny.

And now you get to stay overseas! Yay. (For you, that is. We'd love to have you back)

Very happy for you both :)

42 · Mel said:

oh miss shauny I am so happy for you both!! Congratulations!

Does this mean you aren't returning to Canberra? *sniff*

*BIG HUGS*

43 · anonymous coward said:

Wow this rocks. :) So happy for you. Congratulations Shauny!

44 · helena said:

Wow!! Congratulations!! And just a week after you mentioned the "potential mother-in-law" incident!!

Were you hiding something from your fans? You could see this coming, couldn't you? Come on... You can tell me.....

All the best for you and the kilt man!!

45 · Luke said:

Hey lady! Congratulations! It's a fantastic feeling, isn't it?

Who'd've thought we're *both* be engaged this year? Wow.

46 · soph said:

btw Miss Shauny, I clicked on the "photo of Gareth" link in the "How to write yourself into fame and fortune" entry which showed the beloved hugging a tree in Valencia, and I am proud to say that I have hung out beneath that very same tree, I RECOGNIZE it, it is a tree from the Paises Catalanes, el meu payes, MY COUNTRY (ok, I was born in the Barossa and grew up in Mudgee not far from you) but I have a connection to your stories, even if I'm not engaged to a wonderful man.... and am I insanely jealous? Of course not! But please, you are both welcome in Barcelona anytime. Much love and felicidades..... and I'm serious. I'm jealous, and serious about you both visiting Barcelona....

47 · Jason said:

On ya!!!

48 · momo said:

Congrat-u-flamin'-lations, as Alf Stewart would say. That made me get all teary, that did. The happiest of wishes to you and Gareth!

If you let me be one of your bridesmaids, I'll frock up as a sabre-toothed kookaburra, I promise.

xoxoxoxoxxoxo

49 · ladymisstree said:

I'm all verklempt!

Seriously, this is wonderful news and I'm so excited for the pair of you!

CONGRATULATIONS!

50 · Kim said:

YAY! Congrats to the two of you!

51 · Rob said:

Woah, congratulations Shauna!

52 · Harmony said:

Wow, that's brilliant :)!! Congratulations!!

53 · andrew said:

I have to say this in Public, you deserve very happiness and frankly from what I have read you kiddo are quite a catch, so Gareth should count himself lucky.

BUT

The killer question is...

What has the Mothership said?

Also - where do we send presents.

54 · Jim said:

Congratulations, sweetheart! The very best of good luck to both of you!

*hugs*

55 · bushra said:

oh. my. god.

con-gra-tu-lay-shuns! freakin happy for ya!

56 · bushra said:

also: i can't think of any snazzy names for Gareth-related blog entries but maybe 'the gareth category'?

57 · Redlilocks said:

AWWWW I GOT GOOSEBUMPS reading that!!! I'm so happy for you! Yay!!!!

58 · Mark said:

Let me add my voice to the the chorus: congrats!

59 · Rory said:

(You weren't kidding about the comment count! :)

I reckon the G category has to be called: Oh, Man.

60 · jac said:

Congratulations! Even Steve Irwin would have let loose a BLIMEY I'm sure ...

61 · janet said:

CONGRATULATIONS!

62 · Heather said:

Wow! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I wish you two all the best!!!

And planning a wedding will definately give you lots to write about as well.... my sis got married recently, and the organisation involved made me swear to elope to Vegas to be married by Elvis when my time comes....!

63 · Demos said:

What the..?? Out of the blue? Congratulations! And.. and.. and more congratulations!!

64 · Sue said:

Congratulations! I vote for the Gareth Category to be called "There can only be one"

65 · Natalie said:

Bit late, but I only just heard (read). Congratulations! I think it was romantic how he was staring at you while you slept - or creepy. You decide ;p

66 · kristen said:

such fabulous news! congratulations to both of you. may you live happily ever after!

67 · kristen said:

such fabulous news! congratulations to both of you. may you live happily ever after!

68 · Graham said:

Oh cool, I might have two weedings to go to...

69 · Graham said:

Umm, I meant weddings.

70 · Trevor and Lorraine said:

Wow! Wow, wow, wow, and WOW!!!!

Congratulations to you and to Gareth! What a way to start the year! Best wishes to you on a calm, tranquil, ennui-filled engagement!

We actually have some news as well: we were married on December 30th!

My suggestion for Gareth blogentries: "The Kilt."

your pals in New York,
Trevor & Lorraine

71 · TC said:

Oh Shauna, I'm so happy for you. Wonderful news indeed!

72 · sadie said:

Just Wonderful!!!

73 · Kirsten said:

Oh Shauny!!!! I'm so happy for you... my grin probably not as big as yours, but close. Gareth sounds so lovely. And your "Am I awake?" made me smile. (When Jon asked me I was so happy I hugged him and forgot to say yes, and he had to ask again!)

I have to say, I wish I was getting married in eleven weeks instead of fifteen months... it's hard to take in such a distant prospect.

Is the Mothership (and co.) coming over? What did she say when you told her? You have to tell us!

Oh, dear, I've gone all excited and girly.
Anyway, congratulations to you and the kiltie,

Edinburgh Kirsten

74 · shauny said:

HOLY FARKIN SHIT there are a lot comments on here!

where to begin?!

thank you to you all! we haven't decided on a single freaking thing yet, all i know is that it will happen in the next 11 weeks, HA!

more soon, LURVE!

75 · ani said:

Oh my goodness!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!

76 · sally said:

Wonderful! Congrats and the very best of wishes from a Houston based reader. Cheers!!

77 · shelley said:

aww. congratulations.
rawk on, you two!

78 · Daniel Talsky said:

I am too moved for words.

79 · maggie said:

Congratulations to both of you! YAY!

80 · ag said:

See, I slip out for a few days and you go and get engaged. memo to self: read shauny more regularly else she'll go off and become prime minister. Many, many congratulations.

81 · Lisa said:

Woohoo!! Congrats, luv! May the two of you have a lifetime of happiness together!!!

82 · rebeka said:

I just surfed in from BE, but wanted to say Congrats! Sounds really wonderful.

83 · rebeka said:

sorry, I am BE surfing and lost my place, I came here from the other place of yours. HEhehe. Talk about crazy commenting. But I am so happy for you anyway.

84 · Helen said:

Congratulations Shauny and a man with a Scottish accent... I mean... you can die happy now... but not before breeding at least two happy little bloggers. Bless.

85 · billyjoebob said:

I KNEW IT!!

I KNEW that you said no to me for a reason. It was so that you could fly halfway around the world and marry a DREAMY scottish boy called Gareth with a lovely accent and cute scruffiness.

Feisty and I extend our most heartfelt congratulations on your impending nuptiuals (does anyone actually know how to spell that word?).

I'm not going to make any comment whatsoever about the whole baby thing, except to pass on a piece of stirling advice. When Feisty and I were newlyweds (before we'd managed to lob the pumpkin in the oven, as it were), if any distant relatives or annoying turds asked us any probing questions about the timing of a rugrat, Feisty would pretend to burst into tears and run out of the room. This ensured that no-one in the room at the time would ever ask anything of the sort again. It only took about three incidents before the whole family shut the fark up and let us get on with our own timetable (which involved shagging like little fluffly bunnies, hooray for that).

ANYWAY

congratu
fucken
lations

you right ripsnorter.

Tell the G man that he's the best, and cooler even than Shakin Stevens.

LOVE!

86 · anne said:

wow! congratulations.

(i said the exact same thing when mario asked me)

87 · Trish said:

Congrats Shauna! I'm very happy and excited for you! :)

88 · Krissy said:

Thats fantastic news! Congratulations to you and your guy!

89 · Jen said:

Wow, Shauny has many readery people..

The 88 value must be representative of those who are most loyal.

This is like a new vehicle for becoming famous; sparsely famous with density increasing.


And I extend my congratulations.

90 · Ursus said:

Congratulations!

91 · Brad said:

Better late than never, but congrats babe!!

92 · mark said:

Bit worrying when half the comments above yours say "sorry this is late", but better late tha... oh, they say that too. Okay, then.

Congrats, Shauny!

93 · shauny said:

cheers, you legends! thanks for being so kind.

btw natalie - gareth says he wasn't staring at me, he was actually staring out the window thinking, "FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUCK!". and here i was thinking he'd been gazing at me lovingly. it's hard to tell in the dark!

94 · khay said:

What great news and it seems it's happening very soon.

95 · Ann-Charlotte said:

I knew you'd get married! Damn it, I should have gone to Ladbrokes. ;)

Congratulations! I'm sure everything will kick total ass.

96 · Krissy (apparently, there are two of us...? [cough] This is THE Krissy!) said:

Ditto to what Daniel said -- I am too moved to truly express what I am feeling right now. In a nutshell: Shauna, I adore you, and could not be more thrilled.

Also, e-mail me your current phone number so I can call you one of these days. It's been ennnnnnnnnnnntirely too long!

Love, love, and more love --

Krissy

97 · kittykat said:

Congratulations! I remember how much I grinned when my best friend (he has a girlfriend, it's all very complicated) said he was madly in love with me, and that was a LOT, so you must be grinning like, 1000000 times more than that, so WOW! :)

98 · mb said:

Congratulations!!!!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Oh happy day!

99 · mb said:

Congratulations!!!!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Oh happy day!

100 · Sol said:

a hundred congatulations to you both :)

101 · shen said:

lovely shauny,

I've been reading for years and never had the guts to comment, but this THIS has kicked my fingers into action

yay. yayyay. YAYYYYYY

much happiness and sprinkling of rose petals in joyous cherub fashion for you and scruffy scotsman

102 · grrowl said:

sweet jesus! i literally exclaimed "Shite! Shawny's getting married!" and got wierd looks from nearby people.

I'm going to add to the pile of 100+ congrats with another one, i hope it's all great and giggly and wonderful. yay! ^_^

103 · Ben said:

Nice one! Congratulations.

104 · notemmett said:

I usual leave your blog grinning, but this grin is orders of magnitude larger.

Huzzah!

Of course you know all the wedding guest are reguired by law to blog the wedding. I'd put together a How-to use blogger+flickr for event recording if so desired.

I'm sure there's a lot of readers who want to see! And it would be a funky present from the mob to document this momentus occasion.

Gareth-related blog entries should be called "squeeze related", or some such.

I'm looking forward to some lovely chaotic wedding organisation posts.

Give Gareth a hug from me!

105 · Jozef Imrich said:

Que?

I told you so ... Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in purring together in the same direction ...

Congratulations!!!

106 · ed said:

holy cats! congrats shauny!

107 · Missjenjen said:

Congratskis!! xxx

108 · Fat Fingers said:

Congratulations!! :)

109 · Denny said:

Go you good things! Can we see a picture of you both? (just one?)

110 · tony said:

To celebrate your engagement I will be wheeling my four-burner BBQ from Melbourne to Edinburgh to hopefully arrive in time to cook a Barbie at your wedding reception. Get the lambchops and snags ready. I'll be there in about 14 months.

Good on yez!

111 · Anna said:

Congratulations!

112 · sarah said:

I've been reading for years... and the chick I was reading about back then would have spat her drink back out her nose in disbelief, if someone had told her that in no time at all a cute scottish lad would crawl into her bed and propose! It's a fairy tale I tell you! Congratulations.

113 · Stephene said:

What did your sister say when you told her?

114 · hot soup girl said:

This is wonderful news. Congratulations!

115 · rocketeer said:

Congratulations, shauny! :)

116 · Bella said:

Bloody Excellent!!! a big CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Been trying to get onto your site for days but it's been a no go - probably because every bastard has been coming on to wish you all the very best!

Wonderful Happy News

117 · eeksypeeksy said:

Crivvens!

That's fine news. Does this mean you'll be staying in Scotland forever? And maybe even raising bairns?

118 · agica said:

OMG that's brilliant! A million congrats and hugs!
What about Under The Kilt as category?

Girl, this is magic, magic, magic!

119 · Marc said:

The great thing about beng engaged to an insomniac is that you can tell the priest he never slept with you before the wedding :-)
As another of your long-term lurkers, there's never been a better time for me to come out and say to you you're wonderful and he's a very lucky man. Much happiness to you both.

120 · Beth said:

Jeeez Shauny, I neglect to check your blog for a day or two and suddenly it's all lurve and chaos! Fabulous and wondrous news! You're going to have that gorgeous accent to keep forever! (Not to mention the kilt thing, which is also a huge plus...)

121 · Luke said:

So... areya comin' back home for them ringswaps?

122 · Josie said:

Just had to delurk to say Congratulations!! All the best to you and Gareth!

123 · steve said:

Another lurker rears his wizened head to offer congratulations and hopes for a long and deliriously happy life together. Well done!!

124 · Harriet said:

I must say congratulations! I imagine this means you get to stay in one of the most beautiful cities in the world :o)

125 · Shev said:

Hurrah. This is what happens when I avoid the computer for the entire holiday season. I miss everything. Congratulations!!!!! I'm very excited for you.

126 · Nicola said:

I too have been away from the puter for holidays and have only just discovered the wonderful news. Congrats Shauna and Gareth! Long may you love.

127 · ai said:

To add to the record. Congratulations!!!
This is such a happy occasion that the lurkers are surfacing (including me). Heh.

128 · vicky said:

wow. I'm just bumping up your comment count. Ya yay yay!!! Congrats :)))))))))

129 · ed said:

Congrats!

130 · Christine said:

I'm late to the party, but I simply had to add my CONGRATULATIONS!!! And 11 weeks? Fabulous! That is the best way to go...

131 · Aimee said:

Another delurker. Love your blog; fantastic news! Congrats and best wishes! Y'always make me grin, and this one takes the cake. Very happy for you both.

132 · Mark said:

Oh my god!!!! This is fantastic news *very happy dance* I need to read here more often - sorry for being so far behind on the news!!!!!!!!

133 · far said:

Oh my god, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

134 · Laura said:

Well done Shuny. Can't wait to see how obscure your wedding photos will be (judging on Track record).

135 · Anonymous said:

Congrats! Looks like your very popular! You have so many comments!

136 · Witold Riedel said:

(yippieee)
congratulations!

137 · BT said:

Shauny, it's been far too long since I surfed over this way -- references to DH/MM eventually got me over here. Congrats!

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