A classic from my brother, to be used after the deed has been done:
"Didja hear that Barking Spider?"

I very much appreciate 'for your consideration.'

My personal favorite, spoken by a proper southern U.S. girl after the deed was done...
"a donkey spoke"

I kid you not.

It's a shame I didn't know about the second two phrases when I lived with my younger brother.

I was 27 first time i heard Pull My Finger.

Near lost my mind laughing.

ahh farts. why are they always so funny!? i was watching Shaun of the Dead last night and Shaun's flatmate is farting away and he says, "I'll stop doing them when you stop laughing."

I WISH Tim would give me the preface, instead I get the epilogue "damn ducks". Heeehee! My mother used to always say "Who let fluffy off the chain?" Hoohaa!

A friend and I would always pause and then say "Ah windy weather".

My boyfriend is very fond of wafting the stink cloud towards me, shouting "Smell my love!".

So romantic...

Hilarious!

(seriously)

MMMM. We love a good fart in this house. Actively encourage them in fact. I always preface mine by asking if you want to hear something funny...

to anyone who ever tells you that farts are not funny, just watch a baby let rip and gurgle with mirth.

The bub hasn't been socialised, has had no cultural norms imprinted. They just know a good laugh when they hear one.

Pol x

pumpage ahoy!

LOL oh you are a funny bugger...storing those last two in the memory bank.