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Over the years all this waffle has fallen into a few distinct themes. In other words, I've been crapping on about my mother and my travels for far too long. If you're fond of a particular sort of WNP entry, you can conveniently read them all at once without having to put up with all the other rot. How marvellous!

Baltic Bash 2004
Two weeks in Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia | 11 entries

Dinner Time
On food and eating. | 36 entries

Doctor G
Since eloping with me in 2005, Gareth has become a handy source of blog fodder. | 24 entries

Eye Spy
All the little things you see and think, a ha! I can blog that. It's all about taking a tiny germ of an idea and trying to make it funny but inevitably flogging it to death. That said, a lot of the best stuff is here. Also contains the occassional attempt at prose and "proper writing" | 20 entries

Globetrotting
Shauny goes out of Oz and into the Big Bad World. So far - Frankfurt, Paris, Reykjavik. Further adventures soon as finances permit! | 49 entries

I Love Rock n Roll
Concert reviews, photos, lusting after rock stars and general musical goodness. | 54 entries

Let's Go Shopping
Funny things that happened in the name of consumerism. Supermarkets are a goldmine for material, I tells ya | 33 entries

Links, News, Assorted Drivel
Self explanatory, innit? | 98 entries

Living In Australia
The place called home until I left in March 2003. | 21 entries

Living In Scotland
Life in the land of kilts and sexy accents | 77 entries

On The Road
Things that happened in cars, buses, planes and trains. Lots of breakdowns and swearing herein. | 35 entries

Read and Write
On reading and writing. Obviously. | 23 entries

Return to Oz
After 2.5 years overseas, the triumphant return to the homeland. Or, three weeks of eating too much Cadbury's chocolate. | 10 entries

Russia Tour 2004
Behind the scenes of a whirlwind Contiki tour that took in Copenhagen, Stockholm, Helsinki, St Petersburg, Moscow, Minsk, Warsaw and Berlin. | 20 entries

Scottish Cuisine
Tales of Lard and Sugar | 14 entries

Sister Acts
My sister Rhiannon is my best mate. We laugh, we cry, we hit each other with leeks. | 27 entries

The Mothership
The most beloved character on WNP, here are all The Mothership entries in one handy spot | 41 entries

The Weddings
A Very Brief Engagement, two crazy weddings in Las Vegas, then celebrations in Scotland and Australia... read all about it! | 24 entries

This Sporting Life
I love sport. Actually, I like watching shapely people playing sport. Beware of drool. | 43 entries

Tits and Arse
It's all here: musings on bums, boobs, sex, wanking, mangoes. Even a little love. | 32 entries

Wacky Adventures
General silly things that happened. Usually involves me making a dick of myself. | 49 entries

What's That On The Telly?
Movies, television, trashy magazines, sometimes they fill me with an irrational rage. | 48 entries

Workin' For The Man
Adventures in employment, including the infamous stint as secretarial goddess, the 2002 endless quest for a Dream Job, and the joys of Scottish temping. | 70 entries